3500 BC
- Cats from Thuban 9 arrive in Egypt where they are worshipped like gods. They make the Egyptians build the Great Pyramid of Giza as a giant energy transfer device. (Alternate First)
3000 BC
- Apokoliptian Invasion of Earth (Alternate First)
2560 BC
- The Great Pyramid of Giza is completed (date is from historical record). The cats intend to use it to drain Earth’s angular momentum and transmit it to their gradually decelerating homeworld, restarting its spin. Unfortunately the cats have become domesticated, lazy and stupid and the plan is abandoned. (Alternate First)
1351 BC
- Bender steals a sarcophagus from Egyptians/Travelling back in time from 3007, Bender steals the sarcophagus and death mask of the Egyptian pharaoh Amenhotep III, then hides in the limestone cavern underneath the future location of the Planet Express building until 3007. (Alternate First)
- Amenhotep III is buried. (Alternate realities with fisrt or second)
1274 BC
- The Battle of Kadesh (or Battle of Qadesh) in Syria, regarded as the largest (5,000–6,000) chariot vs. chariot battle in antiquity. The end of the battle is followed by some 15 years of border warfare ended by the signing of the earliest known peace treaty between the Hittites and Egyptians, the Treaty of Kadesh.
- Ramesses II (the Great) fights a number of campaigns in Canaan and Syria, with the aim of recovering territories lost in the post-Kadesh revolts.
- Shalmaneser I becomes king of the Assyrian Empire.
1000 BC
- The people of Osiris 4 visit Ancient Egypt and learn how to build pyramids, travel through space, and how to prepare their dead so as to scare Abbott and Costello. (Alternate First)
