1000 Years Future for Futurama

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Galactic Federation Reich

  • 2113 – All ancient satellites are swept up as garbage.

Galactic Republic

  • 2159 – Establishment of the Central Bureaucracy.
  • ca.2200
    • Pine trees become extinct.
    • Kidnappster begins holding Lucy Liu’s Head prisoner.
  • 2200s
    • Decapodians (Zoidberg’s species) arrive on Earth.
    • Decapodians eat the anchovy species into extinction.
    • Cast of Star Trek: The Original Series does some musical reunion specials; “Welshie” added to cast to replace Scotty, as James Doohan can’t yodel.
    • Church of Trek soars in global popularity. Germany re-named “Nazi Planet Episode Land” as a result. The Church’s popularity threatens world leaders, leading to the Star Trek Wars (not to be confused with the Star Wars Trek) and banning of the Church and the show; only remaining copies rocketed to Omega III.
    • The ruins of Old New York progressively decay underground, and many of the upper-city’s sewer lines are routed through or near them. Eventually, radioactive waste and good ol’ American feces turns sewer-dwelling humans into a race of mutants.
  • 2202 – The last pine trees go extinct by this point
  • 2203 – Lucy Liu is kidnapped and held at the headquarters of Kidnappster.com.
  • 2208 – Scientists increase the speed of light.
  • 2266
    • Michelle was originally supposed to be unfrozen. (Alternate First)
    • Spears are used as weapons.
  • 2275 – Fairness in Hell Act of 2275 passed, stipulating that anyone who can defeat the Robot Devil in a fiddle contest wins a solid gold fiddle and may leave Robot Hell. Losers only get a smaller silver fiddle, and the Robot Devil may kill them at his discretion.
  • 2300s
    • American Express ceases to exist.
    • By the year 3000, “getting twenty-fourth century” is a slang term similar to “getting medieval,” implying that the 24th century was a notably primitive and/or violent era, at least by 31st century standards.
      • During the pilot episode, while Fry is frozen, after the first time the city is destroyed, medieval-like buildings appear, only to be destroyed shortly thereafter.
  • 2302 – The Monks of Dschubba begin their search for God.
  • 2308
    • The Nobel Peace prizes for the union between West and East Coast rappers is given, but then stolen by Bender who comes back in time.
    • At least Stockholm and New York (but presumably the rest of Earth) are destroyed by Bender. This is the first destruction of Earth while Fry was frozen as Alternate First. Later, perhaps in a different year, New York begins to rebuild itself as a medieval like society, but it gets destroyed again, probably also by Bender. Again later, New New York is built. Previous versions of Fry, Bender and the Professor watch all of this is Alternate Second and Third.
    • This event leads to the second medieval age that lasts throughout the 24th century.
  • 2310 – Princess Flavia begins an affair with Basil.
  • 2329 ― Microsoft releases Windows 100.
  • 2354 – Kwanzaa-bot begins giving out What the Hell Is Kwanza?
  • 2400s – VISA ceases to exists
  • 2400
  • 2443 – Second coming of Jesus
  • 2475 – Washington DC rededicated to Washington the Sweathog.
  • 2500 – New New York eliminates garbage problem.
  • 2511 – The common cold is eradicated.
  • 2600s – New Yorkers elect a supervillain governor and he steals most of the world‘s monuments
  • 2600
    • Chapek 9 is colonized by a murderous crew of radical robot separatists
    • The Robot Elders have been hand carved from meteorites by the Robot Founders (1ACV05).
  • 2620 – Astronomers rename Uranus to Urectum in order to end a stupid joke once and for all
  • 2636 – Mars University is founded and Mars is made livable
  • 2700 – 2702 – The cast of Star Trek: The Original Series leaves Earth
  • 27?? – Last ghosts of humans die off.
  • 2790
  • 2800s
  • 2800 – Voter turnout in Earth presidential elections is 6%, and stays that low for centuries
  • 2801 ― December 25 – Robot Santa Claus is being constructed; goes berserk.
  • 2841 ― (9 April) Professor Hubert Farnsworth born in New New York City.
  • 2849 – Professor Farnsworth learns to read.
  • 2851 – April 9 Hubert J. Farnsworth claims to have born in New New York City, actually being born ten years earlier.
  • 2865 ― Sithal War occurs with Galactic Government Civil War ends

Galactic Empire with Imperial era

New Republic

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